i jhust puked up my retainher.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I see more hoeing in ur future
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