Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
