We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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