i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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