It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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