Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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