he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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