Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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