Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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