So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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