Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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