Duck Duck Cougar?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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