Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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