Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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