If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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