there was a trapeze. enough said
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
