So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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