I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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