your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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