Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
do nipples grow back?
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