He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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