It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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