Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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