Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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