i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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