But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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