Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You don't make any sense
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