Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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