They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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