if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
