cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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