True but thats because hes a fetus.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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