in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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