we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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