So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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