yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
