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say what?
wanna hang out?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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