You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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