I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Randomize
