her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
