I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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