Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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