...so i touched it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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