i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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