he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You made out with two different species that night
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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