Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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