I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
