She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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