If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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