Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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