East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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