i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Randomize
