I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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