i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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